Wednesday, August 27, 2014

This is why we use condoms, Daisy.

Daisy's one night stand with the maid got her more than she bargained for.

Whoops.
What does this mean for her and Jerrod? They barely know each other. He saved her life, they had sex, and he came to one of her parties. It's not really a solid foundation to build a family on.

This picture isn't relevant, but it is adorable.
Daisy took Jerrod out to the Flying V Coffeehouse to break the news, presumably so that he couldn't make a scene in public. But he took the news well.

Even gave her a thumbs up
He immediately agreed to move in with her to help her take care of the baby, and Daisy discovered that the lowly maid has lofty dreams. He wants to be a Master Magician like her great grandfather Mike. Now that he's knocked up the wealthy, he might actually be able to achieve that wish.

I ain't saying he a gold digger, but this sure was convenient
As soon as he moved in, he went straight to a computer and joined the Magician career. His name is Jerrod the Magnificent because I was NOT feeling creative this evening.

My catchphrase will be....Abracadabra!
Proving himself to be committed to both his one night stands and his goals, Jerrod the Magnificent got to work right away.





It turns out he's pretty good! Didn't even screw up his first tricks.

He also has the glitch where his energy doesn't decay, which means he can perform for tips from sundown to sunrise.

8pm

7am. He should try it the other way around next time, not many people watching buskers all night.
Meanwhile, Cale and Clementine continue to live in marital bliss.


Awww
Perhaps inspired by their undying love, Felix decided to impulsively propose to Marisa in the garden.

Cale must have become hard of hearing, because he didn't even look up

You're engaged! Well done! When did that happen?
This means I have to plan a wedding, which is boring as shit, but oh well.

Picture is irrelevant but adorable.
Emilie van Gould threw a party that night. Marisa was working, but Felix, Daisy and Jerrod went along. Felix had lots of news to tell his mum.

They've reached an odd point where they look pretty much the same age

but they're still close, which is nice.
 Daisy had a lot of news too.

I'm having a kid to a guy I just met!

Oh...well done!
By the time they got home it was very late and they were pretty tired. For some reason though, I couldn't send Daisy to bed. I found out why shortly afterward.

Why is Clementine freaking out? It's not like she hasn't done this before
Jerrod remained calm and took Clementine out to a taxi (whatever happened to the car? I must get a new one.)

Game face on.
I didn't have names picked out (E name for a boy, K name for a girl) but that was okay because as soon as Daisy gave birth to a baby boy the name just popped into my head.


This is Eugene. He is a Loner and Loves the Outdoors. Welcome to the legacy, Eugene. 

I like this unexpected family.



Sunday, August 24, 2014

Happy birthday Nathan

Daisy's life has been exciting since she broke up with Jarrod. She ate a jellybean that set her on fire.

They don't sell this shit at Woolworths.
Luckily, the maid was there to put her out.

Her family? No effing help at all.
Daisy was quite keen to get to know the man who saved her life.

So, what do you do? Oh, right, you're a maid. You're my maid.
He was quite keen to get to know her too. He was still hanging around after she'd been to work and a party.


Yeah, I'm still here! Your...counters were particularly dirty
His long shift paid off.

I don't usually hook up with the staff, but you did save my life.
I didn't get any screenshots, but they totally banged after that. And he stayed the night. And was invited to Nathan's birthday party the next day. They have a new maid now.

Can't be banging the staff
Nathan's party was pretty good considering it was for a baby.


Toddler!
Daisy and Jerrod (yeah, that's his name) were pleased to see each other again. Unfortunately, Daisy felt quite sick. For unknown reasons.

 I have a feeling Jerrod may be staying around for even longer than Jarrod.

Nathan has so far turned out well.

He's like a baby Slim Shady



New heir and a break up

Marisa tells Felix she's pregnant. Felix is pleased.

Well done, you! I mean, me. Us.
After Fletcher's death, Clementine decided life was too short to work the whole time, and retired.

Confetti, bitches!
She's getting a pension of $400 a day, which I guess isn't too bad for an astronaut. She's happy to chill for the rest of her remaining years, since she's already achieved her lifetime ambition. Cale is still working on his.


So many elixirs.
 Everyone is still sad about Fletcher passing, but otherwise family life is pretty sweet.


Everyone in the pool. Yes, Daisy is a Tragic Clown. Thanks Cale.

And now there's a new member. Meet Nathan McKenzie.

Do you know how many male names start with N? It's not many.
He's settling in well.

In his nightclub bedroom.
Daisy is making a name for herself as a stylist, picking up awards and making connections. Her professional life is going very well.


However, her personal life was in need of an overhaul, and sadly she has decided to break up with her longtime boyfriend Jarrod.

Sims doesn't give you an option to break up nicely so let's pretend it looked like this.

Even though it was her idea, Daisy felt pretty low after the break up. She decided to cheer herself up by dancing by herself at Aquarius, then going to a party.

Why is there never anyone else at the club?
At the party she wasted no time in hitting on Emelie's brother Tristan. You remember Tristan. He was at her parents' wedding.

This is weird on many levels.

It didn't work out, but Daisy wasn't perturbed. She's embracing the single life after so many years tied down. Will she find the right person in time to have kids? Does she even want kids? We will find out.

Goodbye Fletcher

Fletcher and Delia's wedding plans were coming along nicely until Death came and put a spanner in the works.

Ohh...shit.
I really wasn't expecting Fletcher to die so soon. He hadn't reached 90 days yet.

Glad Felix can still find happiness in incense
Everyone is pretty gutted.



Goodbye Fletcher.
























It's been a good life. Au revoir. 


I'm sorry you just missed meeting your first grandchild.

Told you Felix would reproduce first